WRITE.

Good writing glues your eyeballs to the page. Superb writing takes the page, folds it into a rocket, and fires your eyeballs straight into another dimension. 


Superb writing produces stories that stick with you throughout the day.


My writing sticks because I only work with industrial-strength epoxy. When my story hits your optical nerve, it will lodge itself permanently in your cerebral cortex. You can’t hide if it’s in your own brain!

If you’re looking for a verbose conversion funnel built to carry your reader gently towards the ‘buy now’ button: 


Please click the X button on the top left of your screen.


But if you’re looking to do your work justice, to add depth, colour, and emotion to the beautiful monster that you’ve created, I can help you.


The truth is nobody cares until you make them care. All you have to do is make me care, and I’ll take care of everybody else.


If you need some super-sticky copy: click the button below and send me what you need!